Mmm…Telemarketers.

Discover Credit Card Telemarketing Dumbass = DCCTD
Me= Um, Me.

DCCTD: Hello, may I please speak to Jeff?
Me: Yeah. That’s me.
DCCTD: Hi, I’m just calling to inform you that in 3 weeks you’ll be receiving a packet of information from Discover, informing you of a special offer. You are pre-approved for a 0% interest credit card with no balance transfer fee an…..
Me: Hold on a second.
DCCTD: Yes sir?
Me: I’m going to be receiving all this information in 3 weeks?
DCCTD: Yes, that’s right.
Me: So, isn’t this call a bit, I don’t know… redundant?
DCCTD: … It’s a courtesy call.
Me: Come on, admit it.
DCCTD: … Thank you for your time.

Hahah.